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Humorous Pro Football Talk.com comments in regards to the re-signing of Dominic Raiola

The Pro Football Talk.com Rumor Mill page reports that according to word at the Scouting Combine in Indy, one of the primary reasons that the Lions were anxious to re-sign Dominc Raiola was that he is one of the few, if not the only player on the roster that gets along with “Champagne” Joey Harrington. Here are some of their hilarious comments:

“Then again, we figure that whenever two guys spend plenty of time with one of them pushing his hands against the other’s ass, it’s hard for them to not to be at least friends”

also they summarize:

“There’s no guarantee, however, that Harrington will continue to be the guy pressing his knuckles into Raiola’s rectal area. If/when the Lions sign Jeff Garcia–and if/when he gets some reps with a first-team offense that is stocked with budding stars–Harrington might be doing his butt-touching on the sidelines only.”

Now their statements are quite contradictory from the reports coming from out of Allen Park, still it would not surprise me at the least, ESPECIALLY if Garcia is signed by the Lions, that Harrington becomes familiar with holding a clipboard, wearing a headset, and toting a water bottle for the new starter, Garcia.