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Lions Announce Unveiling of “Chic”, New Alternate Jersey Design, Re-Sign DE Smith

The Lions announced today that, given their love for all things Tampa Bay these days, they will be unveiling a new alternate jersey, which will be a throwback in design, featuring white and “cream-sicle” orange as it’s primary colors. The “Lions” logo on the helmet will also feature an effete mustache and a thin rapier clenched between it’s jaws.

The 31-81 tenure of Matt Millen has put the organization in a position where it’s closest resemblance is to that of the bumbling Bucs of the mid-80’s.

“With the influx of ex-Bucs to the roster, and a growing general dislike of the Lions black alternate jerseys among fans, the “cream-sicle” jersey seemed to be the next logical step for the franchise,” said an excited Millen on Monday, emerging from his hermit-like encampment in Punxatawney, Pa. (OK, this is an early April Fool’s prank, but it was believable at this point, wasn’t it?)

Corey Smith was re-signed to add some depth to their defensive line rotation, and yes, he was also a former Buccaneer. Smith will be in the mix, along with players like Jared DeVries, Ikaika Alama-Francis, and DeWayne White.

But seriously folks, Smith is a decent backup. The problem is the Lions have no proven pass rushers on their roster and the field of available talent has diminished enough, that I fully expect team’s to continue to complete nearly 70% of their passes against the Lions defense next season.

It’s awfully difficult to conceal one’s cynicism when observing the operation of this franchise so far this off-season. As the ‘08 season continues to unfold, optimism is a precious commodity, that’s for certain.